The Freestylin' Judy
Woodruff, Putting the Hip in Hip-Hop
• Offering apologies to Eminem and 50 Cent, Judy Woodruff,
the strait-laced CNN anchor, donned sunglasses and threw down some rhymes at
an American News Women's Club gala Tuesday night honoring Ben Bradlee and Sally
Quinn, the venerable First Couple of this publication.
The CNN anchor,
keepin' it real on Tuesday night. (Christy Bowe -
ImageCatcher News)
The rap began like this:
There once was a couple named
Sally and Ben
So beautiful and popular,
they were models for Barbie and Ken!
But much more than good looks
drew crowds to this pair,
It was their brains and their
guts that made them so rare.
Hmm. We're thinking thunk, not crunk. But Woodruff,
who hosts "Inside Politics," admits she's no original gangsta. "It's pretty
pathetic," she told us yesterday. "My children would be incredibly embarrassed
if they heard this."
Celebrity roasts are fun, it says here, but they're one of the
few things men can do that women can't. The American News Women's
Club threw a roast of Ben Bradlee, the retired executive
editor of The Washington Post, and Sally Quinn, his glam
wife who was once the most-feared star of the Style section, the
other night at the Fairmont Hotel. But for a few pointed remarks
by Mary Matalin and James Carville, the roast degenerated
into a contest to see who could say the most obsequious things
about Ben and Sal as if they were still dishing it out on the pages
of The Post.
Even the voluble Chris Matthews, who imagines he plays
hardball, can't throw anything up to the plate but floaters. "Oh,
we love you, Ben," he said. Some of the riffs were tasteless, but
not many were funny.
It was too much for Ben and Sally. "Men can do these things, because
they use insults as terms of affection," she said, "but women can't
be mean unless they mean it." When Ben, one of the genuine tough
guys of the news biz, got up to make the final remarks of the evening
he was his famous old self. "Good evening to all you hacks," he
said. He addressed the television journalists with the contempt
all old-time newspapermen feel for boobs of the tube. "If you guys
were not on camera, no one would ever have heard of you."
But it was for charity, and a fairly good time was had by all.
Heavyweights of Embassy Row turned out, including the ambassadors
of the Bahamas, Trinidad and Tobago and even the former ambassador
of Sri Lanka.
The Buzz - Oh, behave! Blog's-eye view of
Brit politicos - Karen Feld
Posties were noticeably scarce Tuesday evening at the Fairmont
Hotel when the American Newswomen's Club roasted the couple so
powerful that no last names were needed - just Ben and Sally -
he, former Post executive editor, and she, former Style section
dominatrix, 2005 recipients of the Helen Thomas Award for
Excellence in Journalism. Roaster Al Hunt, now of Bloomberg
News, said, "When Nightline trotted out its baseball expert Sally
Quinn, I really got goosebumps. Then she said what it would
be like when the Nationals score their first touchdown." And directed
to Ben Bradlee: "I think it's very nice she let you keep
your maiden name."
The one-two punch
Power couples Al Hunt and Judy Woodruff, Bob Woodward and Elsa Walsh, James
Carville and Mary Matalin, Chris and Kathleen Matthews, and George Stephanopoulos
and Alexandra Wentworth (via video) - did a schtick portraying Ben and
Sally, where she announced herself as "Deep Throat." Post columnist Richard
Cohen, who was in from New York for the occasion, explained that he was
there alone "because I was supposed to appear with Nora Ephron."
Chris Matthews of MSNBC's Hardball pointed out that Sally "used a
typewriter like an Uzie." He went on to talk about all the careers Ben has
launched - Chuck Colson, G. Gordon Liddy and Pat Buchanan. "One was
the burglar and the other guy slid the red meat under the stage," he said.
No holds barred here. Mary Matalin, former aide to Vice President Dick
Cheney, quipped: "If there was any first lady of journalism it would be Jeff
Gannon." Mary also pointed out that "everyone in this town falls into one
of three categories: they worship Ben, they respect Ben or they are a Nixon
family member," he said.
And her husband James Carville, erstwhile Democratic Party political
advisor, held up his part of the show, too. "People say we have a mixed marriage,
a Democrat and a Republican. Look at Prince Charles. They've got a mixed
marriage - an Episcopalian and a Clydesdale."
The last word
The gracious Bradlee curtly summed it all up, while holding four index cards: "What
an honor to be roasted by such a distinguished group of hacks. If you weren't
on television, no one would have ever heard of any of you except for Woodward."
“Here! Here! I received a lot
of very positive comments from many attendees. They loved
the hotel, the food, the honorees, the roasters, and were wowed
by the great prizes! I think the trip was a big hit!
Thank you Ginny and Paula and your many teams
for a job well done. Take a well-deserved bow! “
---Barb McLeod
My husband, Hank, and I had a lot of fun. The
crowd was friendly and beautifully outfitted, the food was delicious,
the speakers were funny (for the most part), and it
was a treat to have a posh evening to break up the drudgery of everyday
life. We felt like we were in
the midst of a real Washington experience!
--- Maurine Beasley
It was such fun seeing everyone all dressed up
and sitting with and catching up on news from my friend Pat Bergstresser,
home on leave from her position as Director of the International
Press Center at the State Dept. in Baghdad, Iraq, and her guest
Alaa al Safar of the Iraqui newspaper Al Da-awa. The food
was delicious (avocado salmon with basal orange yogurt among other
things as an appetizer!); the good natured stories by America's top
journalist couples kidding "Ben and Sally" let us see
how down-to-earth friends and family people they all are --
and made us feel abit on "the inside". Quite fun!
thanks for all your hard work!
---Peggy Sands Orchowski editor,
CQ
The Dinner was terrific! I particularly
liked the emphasis on couples being the roasters since the Honorees
were a couple. It was fun to watch them together. The
best line of the night was Ben Bradlee's comment that none of the
roasters would be anybody without television.... Special
thanks to all the members/volunteers who made the evening such
a success.
---Joanne W. Young
The food was great! The "silent" gifts
were great, and a lot of effort went into their acquisition. Brava
to the group who was responsible for these wonderful additions.
In summation, we did have a fine roast. A lot
of effort went into it and we have a lot of people to thank for
it. And yes, we do have a great club!
---Nancy Lang
What a great time we had! The ANWC gala
had all the right components for a perfect Washington party --
media celebrities, clever roasts and toasts, devine food and wine, "sparkling" guests,
and the diplomatic corp. Our big investment in raffle tickets
really paid off with two big prizes that we will continue
to enjoy
---Sallie Forman
SAVE
THE DATE!
ANWC would like to thank Ann Telnaes, Pulitizer
Prize Winner and ANWC Member for the Caricatures above.
The
American News Women's Club Thirteenth
Gala & Helen Thomas AwardsDinner Honoring Ben Bradlee & Sally
Quinn Tuesday April 19, 2005
Fairmont Hotel, Washington, DC Tickets Available Now!
Power Couples Create Powerful Fun Gala Evening for ANWC
Mark your calendar for April 19th! That's when Washington literati and
glitterai will gather for ANWC's 13th Annual Benefit
Gala. This year's
honorees are superstars of The Washington Post, former executive editor Ben
Bradlee and his wife Sally Quinn , commentator and
doyenne of the Washington social scene. They each will be honored with ANWC's
Helen Thomas Award for Excellence in Journalism.
ANWC Board members Paula
Lettice and Ginny
Daly have
signed on as co-chairs of the evening. The pair served as
co-chairs of the event in 2002, which Daly chaired alone in 2000. Fellow
board members Lucy
Spiegel of
CNN and Sheilah
Kast of NPR are handling the program, as they did last year when
ANWC honored Bob
Scheiffer. In an interesting and unusual twist,
since this is the first time ANWC has honored a pair of journalists,
those invited to roast and toast Bradlee and Quinn will also be couples of
note. According
to Spiegel, Judy
Woodruff and her husband Al Hunt have agreed to
emcee the evening. Woodruff was honored with ANWC's award in 2002.
With a socko list of potential roasters and with an experienced and enthusiastic
club committee putting things together, the evening promises to be one of those
memorable nights to hear witty inside stories, to see and be seen, to experience
the glam of the new Fairmont
Hotel and to revel in the sort of rollicking good
time only ANWC and Washington can offer.
COST : Ticket price $200
per person/ $375 per couple
Special valet parking rate $10
INFORMATION : About corporate tables and
sponsorships
call 202-332-6770.
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Raffle Tickets Cost 1 for $10
3 for $25
15 for $100
Lunch with Helen Thomas for four
Two in-studio seats to watch a live Late Edition
with Wolf Blitzer
Noon on any Sunday followed by coffee with Wolf
Chanel Beauty Basket and Private Make-up Consultation
Party
for ten at Saks Fifth Avenue
Two-night stay at The Inn at Five Gables, St. Michaels,
Maryland plus a couple's massage
"Weekend at the Fairmont Washington," DC
Hotel, includes room and brunch for two at the Colonnade Room
The Crystal Rose Pin by Ann Hand
Wine Lovers' Basket with Private Tasting
With Wine Expert Robert Cavanaugh
Sugar House Day Spa Chocolate
Therapy Gift Certificate and spa "goodies"
Brunch for Two at The Ritz-Carlton, Washington,
D.C. and
Coffee for a year from Caribou Coffee
Mexican Gift Basket with Oyamel dinner gift certificate
Washington Post Goodie Bag, including a signed
Ben Bradlee book
The Shakespeare Theatre -
Two tickets to "Lady
Windemere's Fan" &
Round House Theatre- Two tickets to " Life x 3"
Red Sage Restaurant Gift certificate
Last Year's
Gala Update! - Honoree Bob Schieffer
The evening was a success! Click here to
view the first batch of photos from the gala and stay tuned for
the commentary on the event!
A black-tie Roast and Toast for CBS
News’ Bob
Schieffer, 2004 recipient of the ANWC Helen Thomas Award for
Excellence in Journalism for Outstanding Contributions to Public Service. The
event honoring Schieffer was held at Mandarin Oriental Hotel at
L’Enfant Plaza on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 with Judy
Woodruff as the emcee.
Roasters & Toasters
included Gloria Borger, Tom
Brokaw, Dan Rather, Jim Lehrer, Senator Lindsey
Graham and other friends
and fans.
The 2004 Annual Award Dinner
supports ANWC’s educational programs and university journalism
scholarships
Table Favors
Bloomingdales
National Geographic
City Museum
Intelsat
The ANWC benefit gala raffle
Prizes included:
Mandarin Oriental Hotel – One weekend
night stay in a deluxe room overlooking the Tidal Basin at the
new Mandarin Oriental including breakfast for two served in the
Café Mozu or by In-Room Dining
SAKS FIFTH AVENUE -
Champagne & Dessert
Celebration Personal Makeup Consultation and Fashion Presentation
Sports Club/LA – Three month membership
Ann Hand Brooch – Retail value $1200
Spy Museum – Visit this exciting new DC attraction
Philadelphia Trip – Includes luxury
hotel accommodations at Lowes Hotel and dinner at a top-rated
restaurant
Robert Cavanaugh – in-home wine tasting
seminar for 10
Washington Ritz-Carlton Hotel – ”Tea
for Two”
Dandy Cruise – $150.00 Dinner Cruise
Gift Certificate
Gartenhaus Black Fur Stole – Retail
value $900
The Shakespeare Theatre - Two Tickets to Cyrano
de Bergerac
One
of the nation's oldest press clubs, The American News Women's Club is
a national nonprofit 501(c)(3) offering educational and professional development
programs in support of women in the journalism and communications professions.
The annual ANWC "Helen Thomas Award" benefit gala awards annual scholarships
to journalism schools. In 2003, the organization was named an historic
site in journalism by the National Society of Professional Journalists
(SPJ).